13 Facts About Chuck Norris!
- On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with violence.
- If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on a google search it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Chuck Norris?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have a chance!”
- When monsters go to sleep at night they check their closets for Chuck Norris.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris’ dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from anyone.
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris’ pc will crash.
- Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than God can process them.
- Chuck Norris once had a heart attack…his heart lost.
- When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror it shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can’t lift it…then he lifts it anyway just to show you he’s Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t play hide-and-seek…he plays hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.
- Chuck Norris is suing NBC claiming that “Law” and “Order” are the trademarked names for his left and right legs.
- Bullets don’t kill people…Chuck Norris does.
Thanks Be to God for Chuck Norris!